We may have
Sold a few thousand automatic weapons
To Mexican drug cartels,
Helping them murder and maim,
But this time
We're launching a pinpoint operation against...
MILK!
GOT RAW?
YOU'RE BUSTED!
Hands up! Vacate the store!
Dump the milk,
Clear the shelves,
Take the cash,
Steal the records,
Cuff that mother,
Take him downtown
And book him, Danno!
Don't worry your pretty little head,
John Q Android, we've got it covered.
Raw milk!
More dangerous than Fukushima!
The enemy is clear this time.
This ain't no Iraq or Afghanistan.
It's milk!
The raw breast of cow.
A few hundred citizens dared
To form a private group
Knowingly
Outside federal rules and regs.
They cared nothing for the sacrament
Of Pasteurization!
They defiled the word and the holy process!
Destroy them!
WE ARE THE GOVERNMENT GODS!
WE LICENSE,
YOU OBEY!
NOTE: In looking at the video and the healthy, trim customers of Rawesome, versus the donut dumpling cops who stole the healthy food. Perhaps, we can be hopeful that they took it home with them to try for themselves? Perhaps they will be new Rawesome customers?
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